Losing It.

FIVE THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE FEELING SAD, LONELY...AND UM, SAD..LONELY..THEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO CAUSE YOU CAN'T CONSUME THE YUMMY CALORIES ON YOUR FRIDGE CAUSE YOUR BROTHER WOULD BOMBARD YOU WITH ANYTHING HE GETS A HOLD ON AND YOU'RE KINDA SICK OF EATING CAUSE SOMEONE AT SCHOOL CALLS YOU UNNECESSARY NAMES:


Now, that I've thought of it, it isn't a very good title.
Aw, man.


FIVE THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT AND BE BOMBARDED BY ANYTHING YOUR BROTHER GETS A HOLD ON FOR FUN (yeeeesss, that's right. He's not as cute and stuffs as you people think.):

1. Play Fruit Ninja Frenzy! Slash gooseberries and kiwi and strawberries...OKAY. THIS IS HIGHLY DISCOURAGED SINCE IT WOULD ONLY MAKE YOUR MOUTH WATER WITH ALL THOSE DELICIOUS FRUITS THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE. Speaking of which, I think I'll make one later.
2. Blast out party music and maybe try to learn how to dance. Gah, forget it. Dancing is a. tiring  b. embarrassing and  c. stupid. (cue: Dance divas trying to break down my door to maul me unless I give out a heartfelt apology)
3. Due to being mauled by supreme dancing divas, you could just go die in a hole. It's not so bad. At least, everything's over.
4. OR, give out a crap-arse apology like what Damon Salvatore gave Mason Lockwood (what? I'm a TVD fan.). To make it out alive, ignore this.
5. Sing sit down, sit down, you're rocking the boat. And the hokey pokey. and recite nursery rhymes that would totally make every kid's day but would make yours pathetic.

Okay, since I know none of that was useful enough to replace eating, we could all just go back to eating and procrastinating (like Myla's blog) or maybe watch some awesome movies later and form a band.
Which are all I'm about to do so be jealous.


Or fine, don't.


:{P